Parks and Recreation.
Game of Thrones.
American Horror Story.
Along with a bunch of other stuff
that impedes my growth
as a functional adult.
making fun of girls for having “daddy issues” is literally the most illogically cruel thing i can think of haha “hey you! your dad sucked! i bet that really impacted your life and the way you form relationships with other people lmfao fuckin loser”
*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*
*ok let’s shoot for 21*
*Alright 25 here we come*
"White people looking for something they lost." I physically died.
*howling*… it’s true!
velociraptor = ———————-
The special Captains edition Dallas Stars Foundation poster for the Retiring 9 game this Saturday.
some of y’all need to ship yourselves with some common sense
spike jonze got that “hold on i have to ask my mom” voice